CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:
“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”
IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
when u excited about something and ur friend isnt
laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3
throw it in the ocean
what if it’s the ocean
throw it in a different ocean
is this snake fucking serious
like was that actually fucking necessary
this makes me angry
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt