when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say
i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO
"your dress is too short"
no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
you can hear shawtys father crying in disappointment
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
this is fucking crazy omfg
people with “and i probably hate you” in their description
time to do some spring cleaning
*wipes crumbs off bed*