when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
This is on a real episode of icarly
I want a relationship like this.
idc how powerful a piece of armor if its ugly im not gonna wear it
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
dog cloud over Manhattan
OMG it’s Falkor!
The rare cumuluckdragonimbus is rarely seen this far from Fantasia, although the weather’s been crazy since the Nothingness hit.